1. Find out Suzy Hotrod was teaching at the North East derby convention
2. Cry because I’m buying antiks and cant afford the ticket
3. Gramma lends me the money, I buy the ticket
4. Team also bought me a ticket for my birthday
5. I now have two tickets
6. Cry because my team loves me
7. Someone says you have to be 21 to go
8. Cry because I’m not 21
9. Now I’m sitting here trying to convince myself it isn’t the end of the world… It is though.
10. Continue to sob

Fuck today.